February 2011
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January 2011
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child-porn: when people say they don’t judge people they are lying
Jan 28th
hey gais
REMEMBER WOLFRAM MAGAZINE?
Jan 28th
“let’s make cancer feel foolish.”
– the janitor
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“my tumblr is frikking stupid”
– me
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whats a dbag
brother: you know whats a dbag?
me: douchebag? literally? or colloquially?
brother: literally.
me: you don't need to know.
brother: its a bag of poop!
me: did u mean deuce bag...?
brother: no... then what's a douchebah
me: a vagina cleaner.
brother: i think i'm gonna play another round of lol now.
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“i tried to beat the devil too many times.”
– miike snow - the rabbit
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AND SO CONCLUDES VANITY CHICKEN.
I AM VICTORIES. KTHXBAI.
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Anonymous asked: I HERD U LYK ZAYN MALIK. BACK OFF SLAG. HE'S MINE.
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Tumblr Horoscope
yourmindblown: things parents text: omgod my life story
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smoking hot
Dennis: YOURE OGNNA BURN IN HELL
ETC
Me: HAHAH
I OWN HELL
I ALREADY MONOPOLIZED ON IT
BUILT HOTELS AND EVERYTHIGN
IM ALL GOOD
Dennis: OH CAN I GO THERe
I HEARD ITS QUITE THE DSTINATETION
SMOKING HOT BITCHES EVEYWHERE
(lol you get it smokin hot bitches)
(its because theyre being tormented in fire and brimstone)
Me: YES
THAT WAS CLEVER
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